Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Now that I’ve got your attention with a little Halloween humor, I’m about to unravel 28 Funny Halloween Costumes for Guys That Will Keep Everyone in Stitches.
Let’s be real, finding a Halloween costume for guys can be as tough as finding a needle in a haystack.
But fear not! I’ve got your back with ideas that are not only hilarious and easy to put together but also kind to your wallet. Because who says you need to spend a fortune to be the life of the party?
So, whether you’re looking to be the king of dad jokes or the prince of puns, these costumes are guaranteed to have everyone laughing their ghoulish heads off.
And the best part? They’re so simple, you’ll have more time to practice your punchlines.
Ready to be the funny bone of the Halloween bash? Let’s dive into these rib-tickling costume ideas!
1. Chick Magnet
When it comes to being irresistible, this costume’s got you covered—literally! With this tiny chicks attached to magnet is absolutely clever. Maybe, you can try sticking chicks to your shirt as well works just fine.
It’s giving “King of the Dad Jokes” vibes
2. Salt Bae
Rock those signature round shades, a white tee, and prepare to dramatically toss salt like it’s confetti at a parade.
3. Justin Bieber Sorry
If you’ve ever wanted to dress up as a pop star and still be super chill, this one’s for you. Throwback to the “Sorry” era with this Bieber-inspired look. And let’s be honest, we all secretly loved that song (don’t deny it).
4. Red Flag
You know those times when your friend’s ex was basically a walking red flag? Yeah, this costume is that, but make it fashion. I’m obsessed with how this look is both low-key and laugh-out-loud funny.
5. The “Ex-Boyfriend” Trash
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how petty and perfect this costume is? If you’ve ever wanted to toss out the trash, now you can—literally. This one’s got all the drama with none of the baggage. It’s like, “Oh, your ex was trash? Same, and I’m wearing it as a costume.”
6. Jesus
Now, this one’s a bold choice, and if you’re going for laughs, you’ll definitely get them. I mean, how often do you get to bless people’s drinks all night? But seriously, the vibes are immaculate. Just make sure you’re keeping it light and fun—nobody’s here to get too deep on Halloween, right?
7. Insta-Gram
Why be just any Insta post when you can be THE Insta post that everyone talks about? I love this idea because it’s like you’re bringing the ‘gram to life—literally.
8. Pointing Spiderman
Okay, so if you’re not doing this one with a friend, you’re missing out. The meme is a classic, and let’s be honest, Spiderman is basically the superhero we all secretly relate to. I’m all about making people laugh with just a look, and this costume nails it.
9. Up Costume
If you’re the kind of guy who’s not afraid to get a little sentimental (in the most hilarious way possible), this costume is pure gold. Up is one of those movies that hits you in the feels, and this look brings all the heart with a side of humor.
10. Mean Girls Costume for Men
If you’re a guy who’s not afraid to embrace (oops, I mean wear) the iconic Mean Girls energy, then you’re going to love this. You need to try this duo.
11. Ginger Bread Man
If you love a good pun (and who doesn’t?), this costume is everything.
12. Professor Snape From Harry Potter
Severus Snape is here to drop some serious knowledge…and probably a few sarcastic remarks, too. Get yourself a black robe, a wig for that signature greasy hair, and your best scowl. Stroll around the party asking people if they’re prepared for their Potions exam, and watch as the Harry Potter fans bow down in respect.
13. Clark Kent
Superman by day, journalist by night—Clark Kent is the ultimate costume for those who like to keep things classy with a twist. All you need is a suit, some black-rimmed glasses, and a Superman shirt underneath.
14. Kentucky Fried Chicken
Why not bring everyone’s favorite Colonel to the party? With a white suit, a black bowtie, and a bucket of fried chicken (real or fake—your call), you’ll be the snack everyone’s craving.
15. One Night Stand
It’s literally a nightstand. Get a cardboard box, cut out holes for your head and arms, and decorate it like a bedside table—complete with a lamp, alarm clock, and maybe even a cheeky item or two.
16. Beetlejuice Shrunken Head
If you want to take your costume game to the next level, this one’s for you. Go as Beetlejuice with a twist—his iconic shrunken head!
17. Abraham Drinkin
If history class was this fun, I might’ve paid more attention! I’m obsessed with how clever this costume is—Abraham Lincoln, but with a boozy twist.
18. Bill Nye the Science Guy
Who didn’t love Bill Nye growing up? This costume is like a blast from the past, and I’m totally here for it. It’s geeky in the best way, and it gives you the chance to drop some random science facts on your friends. Plus, you get to be the smartest guy in the room—literally.
19. Max from Where The Wild Things Are
If you want to be comfy and cute (while still bringing the laughs), this one’s for you. Max is such a classic, and this costume is perfect for anyone who’s still a kid at heart.
20. Giant Whoopie Cushion
Whoopie cushions are like the ultimate prank, and turning it into a Halloween look? Genius. You’re guaranteed to get some laughs, and if someone doesn’t get it, well, they’re probably taking life a little too seriously.
21. Beer Costume
Raise your glass to the easiest, most laid-back costume ever—because who doesn’t want to be the beer everyone’s talking about? This one’s for the guys who love to keep it casual and still be the center of attention.
22. Sticky Notes Everywhere
This costume is so random, and I’m obsessed with how clever it is. It’s like you’re a walking reminder of all the things people need to do—but way more fun.
23. Egg Costume
The question of the century: what came first, the chicken or the egg? Honestly, who cares, because this egg costume is everything.
It’s simple, it’s funny, and it’s the perfect way to make everyone crack up (pun totally intended). Plus, it’s a great excuse to drop egg puns all night.
24. The Big Lebowski
If there’s one costume that screams “chill vibes,” it’s this one.
The Dude is the ultimate laid-back legend, and dressing up as him? Chef’s kiss. And, it’s comfy—because who wants to be uncomfortable on Halloween?
Just grab a drink, kick back, and let the good times roll.
25. Alan Garner from The Hangover
This costume is a whole mood. Alan from The Hangover is basically the guy who accidentally makes everything more fun, and dressing up as him is a genius move.
26. Tinder Guy
Swipe right on this hilariously simple costume. It’s like bringing your online dating profile to life, but way more fun.
Plus, it’s a great way to break the ice—literally. Just ask, “So, are you gonna swipe right on me?”
27. Fat Thor
Okay, I’m obsessed with how relatable this costume is.
Fat Thor from Avengers: Endgame is basically all of us after a year of too much Netflix and not enough gym time. And the best part?
You get to be a superhero without all the pressure of, like, actually saving the world.
28. Cereal Killer
This punny costume idea is literally killer—get it? I love how it’s both dark and funny without being too much of either.
